Try looking at it from her point of view. This guy wears a red furry costume. He’s bigger than life. He’s got his hands all over you. You’re clearly upset, and all he can say is, “ho, ho, ho.”
I think Francis may be on to something here. I mean, this guy gained his reputation by driving eight tiny reindeer on an insane journey around the world. He employs a workforce of little people in the North Pole – conveniently beyond the reach of regulatory bodies. Who knows what kind of sweatshop he has up there? Maybe Francis is right. Maybe we should rethink this whole Santa Claus thing.
by Sally
Kristen - I bet he stinks, too.
Sensitivity Training - To top it off, Santa needs help with his hand placement.