Three of my closest friends are getting married this summer and fall. To women, not to each other in some three-headed male marriage beast. When Sally and I were about to wed, I remember getting some good advice from one of my old convent roommates, Dan Cardile. Remind me to tell the story about the convent sometime. Anyway, Dan’s advice for marriage: do not answer the phone during the first two years of marriage (if you and your wife are together in the house). We didn’t follow it, but I like it.
During a taxi ride home a few weeks before the wedding, I got some advice from the driver. He mentioned his wife in passing, and I asked him how long he had been married. “Thirty-five years,” the man replied in a dramatically cadenced accent, tempered by many years away from home. I told him that I was to be married in a month and a half. He spent the rest of the trip giving me advice. The main points were as follows:
1. Love is understanding;
2. Do not disagree with your wife unless you are absolutely sure of your point of view;
3. Never argue in front of other people;
4. Limit yourself to five close friends that you depend on. No more, no less;
5. Do not spank your children.
I like collecting these pieces of marriage advice. Any additions?
by Sally
Sally - Reason #3,543 why I love my husband.
Fulmer Fam - So, I totally don't know you Matt, but you are married to Sally and you do have a beautiful daughter, hey and oh yeah, I totally do that too!
i - I pretty much assume that the fastest path is going to be the hypotenuse. The more interesting puzzle for me is how to walk from the elevator to my office, with minimum steps, but maximizing streaming by the places that typically have good candy.
Matt - Yeah, Imron, you're going to need calculus for the candy-optimized path. As for cutting the diagonal, I'm always amazed at the people who don't cut through the parking lots during my walk to the EL every morning.