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Nerd Cartoons

OK, hands up if you catch yourself running the pythagorean theorem in your head when forced to walk the perimeter of a rectangle instead of cutting through on a diagonal.

Anybody?

Well, at least this cartoonist is with me. Check out his other work here.

April 19, 2006 - 6:34 pm

Sally - Reason #3,543 why I love my husband.

April 20, 2006 - 1:26 am

Fulmer Fam - So, I totally don't know you Matt, but you are married to Sally and you do have a beautiful daughter, hey and oh yeah, I totally do that too!

April 20, 2006 - 7:57 pm

i - I pretty much assume that the fastest path is going to be the hypotenuse. The more interesting puzzle for me is how to walk from the elevator to my office, with minimum steps, but maximizing streaming by the places that typically have good candy.

April 21, 2006 - 12:06 am

Matt - Yeah, Imron, you're going to need calculus for the candy-optimized path. As for cutting the diagonal, I'm always amazed at the people who don't cut through the parking lots during my walk to the EL every morning.

Easter Brunch


Easter Brunch
Originally uploaded by The Gulde Family.

When the Browns invite you over for Easter brunch – I’m warning you now – you better prepare yourselves. Sally and I tried to do that. We didn’t want to embarass ourselves by drooling all over their rack of lamb. We wanted to appear as though we had eaten homemade (from scratch) petit fours before. I wanted to look like I knew my way around a bowl of mint pesto.

Sadly, we failed. Despite our preparation, we lost all composure when faced with the feast. Sally captured the scene in graphic detail.

If you click through the set, you’ll also see pictures of a Chicago Fire Department crew summoned because a lightning bolt blew a hole in the roof of the building across the street.

April 19, 2006 - 3:32 am

Drew, Amber and Megan - my mouth was watering after the flickr tease, what a cook, don't make her mad christmas is just around the corner

April 19, 2006 - 3:45 am

Anonymous - Wonderful pictures Sally. That food looked great!

-Fred

April 19, 2006 - 5:04 pm

Fulmer Fam - Looks fabulous, mint pesto huh, I was wondering what that bowl of green, but yet pretty looking stuff was? Just us hicks here in TN.

April 19, 2006 - 6:32 pm

Sally - The mint pesto was a sauce for the lamb. I wasn't too sure about it… as I often turn my nose at all things green, but it was AWESOME. The perfect compliment to the lamb. I'm telling you guys… you need to befriend the Browns.

Marriage Advice

Three of my closest friends are getting married this summer and fall. To women, not to each other in some three-headed male marriage beast. When Sally and I were about to wed, I remember getting some good advice from one of my old convent roommates, Dan Cardile. Remind me to tell the story about the convent sometime. Anyway, Dan’s advice for marriage: do not answer the phone during the first two years of marriage (if you and your wife are together in the house). We didn’t follow it, but I like it.

During a taxi ride home a few weeks before the wedding, I got some advice from the driver. He mentioned his wife in passing, and I asked him how long he had been married. “Thirty-five years,” the man replied in a dramatically cadenced accent, tempered by many years away from home. I told him that I was to be married in a month and a half. He spent the rest of the trip giving me advice. The main points were as follows:

1. Love is understanding;
2. Do not disagree with your wife unless you are absolutely sure of your point of view;
3. Never argue in front of other people;
4. Limit yourself to five close friends that you depend on. No more, no less;
5. Do not spank your children.

I like collecting these pieces of marriage advice. Any additions?

April 14, 2006 - 3:44 pm

Justin - Put each other first, ahead of all others. *Cough*parents*cough*. I learned!

April 15, 2006 - 1:26 am

donr - One of KB's mom's friends gave us the following advice: "Kissin' don't last. Cookin' do."

Of course, she's wrong. Kissin' definitely do too…

MOVIE: Writer’s Block

Here is a movie written by my college roommate Craig for the 48-Hour Film Project. As he explained it to me last year, entrants in this project receive a certain number of constraints on Friday around which they must write, film, and edit a movie to be shown on Sunday. Apparently, Craig’s parameters were as follows:

genre: Cop/Detective
Character: G. Goforth, competitive eating contestant
The prop: bicycle pump
The line of dialogue: “That’s why I don’t trust her anymore.”

It’s pretty amazing what they came up with in two days. Good job Craig.

warning, video includes explicit language from the malignant mind of Craig Robinette.

Farewell, Giant Rampaging Snowman


Back in December, we wrote about the fantastic 16-foot snowman built in an Anchorage by a group of neighbors. You may remember that I estimated the head to weigh at least 670 pounds. Well, four months later, the head appears to have lost some mass. The Alaska sun is finally drawing the curtain on Giant Rampaging Snowman’s time on the stage.

Mr. Snowman, before you shuffle off this mortal coil, know that you were loved. Every snowman dies, but how many really live?

Thanks, Karen, for passing this on.