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Woodturning #1

I’ve been curious about woodturning for a long time. The process of chiseling a piece of wood while it spins on a lathe seems like good therapy to me. You can use a lathe to make just about anything that incorporates a round shape, but I’m most interested in bowls right now.

A couple weeks ago, Sally posted a story about the fallen trees in our neighborhood, and her salvaging a 500-pound log of elm wood for me. I checked with the forestry department about safe use and storage of diseased elm (strip the bark and spray with bug killer, if you’re interested), and then rented a chainsaw.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you that you cannot have more fun for $30 than slicing up a huge log with a gas-powered chainsaw. I do wish that I’d had a better understanding of the capacity of my lathe before I started cutting, though. I now have a lot of pieces that, although they will technically fit onto my lathe, are too large to safely turn with the ancient Craftsman.

For the last week, I’ve been chucking up some of the smaller pieces and attempting to make bowls. The mounting method I use is rudimentary — a steel faceplate screwed into the eventual base of the bowl. That method has the disadvantage of leaving holes in the bottom of my bowl. There are several methods to avoid this, but I’m just focusing on basic cutting techniques for now.

The bowl in this picture is the third piece of wood that I’ve turned. The first two were relative disasters, so I’ve already gotten a chuckle out of the woodturning maxim: “turners don’t make mistakes, only kindling.”

August 22, 2007 - 3:21 pm

Sally - So am I hearing that you are in need of therapy?

August 22, 2007 - 3:25 pm

Matt - yes, and yes.

August 23, 2007 - 4:10 am

The Olson Family - i would like one of the bowls, hole or no hole. ;)…….sister

August 23, 2007 - 4:12 am

The Olson Family - p.s. you look especially sexy with the goggles.

August 23, 2007 - 12:00 pm

Derek Andrews - That's a nice end-grain bowl you made there. Elm is a very nice wood with beautiful patterns in the grain.

Have you tried a side grain bowl yet? That is the more usual method for making bowls. I would recommend trying a wider, flatter form from side grain. It is much less likely to crack as the wood dries.

Good work. Keep at it!

August 23, 2007 - 4:58 pm

Matt - OK, who here is uncomfortable with my sister referring to my goggles as sexy? [hand raised]

Also, Derek's comment is such a great example of how fun blogging can be. He's a very accomplished woodturner (check out his site – it's amazing), he probably monitors woodturning posts on blogs, and so he stopped in to offer some encouragement. I love the internet.

August 28, 2007 - 1:10 pm

Michael - wow, I'm a little late finding this but you should totally put these in Renegade or Depart-ment!!

August 30, 2007 - 4:17 pm

chacha - You Guldes have too much talent pooled in one family. It's hardly fair! Beautiful work.

Jogasheza

Sally called me this afternoon to let me hear the sound coming from Francis’s bedroom. France just woke up from her nap and was yelling, “Jogasheza” over and over. For those of you unfamiliar with that word, it’s pronounced “joe – guh – shay – za,” and it’s appropriate in a number of different contexts. Stress usually falls on the first syllable, and sometimes on the third. Most commonly, the word refers to a fighting pose in which one arm is extended straight to the side and the other is folded across the chest, both hands in a fist. It’s also the name of a game with rules that change from time to time. Jogasheza is also a general purpose expletive and sometimes a greeting. Finally (I think), if one eats peas directly from the table with one’s mouth, that person is said to be eating “like a Jogasheza,” or “Jogasheza-style.”

As a person with an amateur’s zeal for language, I think the words made up by my daughter are the best.

August 22, 2007 - 4:48 pm

Kristen - I'm confused about this entry. Maybe I'm dense. Maybe I need a video of it.

August 22, 2007 - 5:33 pm

Lea Parrott - Sally, I love your posts, I finally updated our web-site check it out, lots of pictures of the kids. So, when are we all going to get together again?
Lea
micksfamily@blogspot.com

Tag, I’m it.

I was just “tagged” by my dear friend Kristen. The funny thing is, I learned NOTHING new about Kristen through this exercise. KB, you’re gonna have to dig a little deeper. Anyway, I really hate these things, but I also really love Kristen so here it goes:

My eight random facts and/or habits:

1. I didn’t make 5th grade choir. I was 1 of 3 out of 50 that didn’t make it. Myself and two others (Mary and Chris) played the recorder instead.

2. Despite the fact that I didn’t make 5th grade choir. I did grow up and win a Grammy.

3. I was Captain of the kick line/drill team in high school. For those of you who don’t know, Oklahoma and Texas take their kick lines pretty seriously. I used to kick so high that my shins would have lipstick on them when I would walk off the football field. Ah, those were the days.

4. I’m terrible with plants. I kill them all.

4. I love wrapping presents. I love using unusual papers and flea market treasures to make them little pieces of art.

5. I was the women’s Lacrosse goalie in college.

6. I love all things handmade.

7. I’ll pay $5 for a pen, but I won’t pay more than $1 for shampoo.

8. I have a deep need to learn how to play the guitar.

August 18, 2007 - 1:01 pm

Kristen - you're just trying to stir up trouble. maybe i just talk to you too much. and do you really want that to change so you can be surprised by a silly little list?

thanks for participating. i loved the grammy jibe. you go, girl!

August 19, 2007 - 10:30 pm

Sally - Oh KB, I love you friend… and I love knowing all that stuff about you. And I sort of lied… I don't think I knew about the double letter car game. I just remember "dunk it."

Like I said too, I lOVE that story about Tirips at camp. It's one of my very favorite.

August 21, 2007 - 7:07 pm

Matt - 9. Sally really loves the number 4.

August 21, 2007 - 7:17 pm

Sally - ha….whoops.

Beautiful Things

 

Found these at Modishoppe tonight and thought I’d share the love. Enjoy!
** UPDATE: I used to have the link to Modishoppe here, but it no longer works. ;( They’re still beautiful though. 😉

August 16, 2007 - 5:18 pm

Lea Parrott - Call or e-mail me I would love to catch up.